Denver Mayor Mike Hancock had already appeared in this blog for giving a 'please don't travel and cut the family get together'' post just before boarding a plane for a Thanksgiving family get together..
Per a satire, he topped his previous performance on 20 December.
He announced that he was traveling for Christmas to meet friends and family and would try to wear a disguise to avoid being seen. He 'pre apologized' to anyone who thought he was being hypocritical.
He concluded his remarks by telling people not to travel and avoid gatherings.
I'm not 100% convinced this is satire but I think it more likely than not.
Image (which is probably photo shopped) and story here.
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